Comedy Central writer cries over conservative hashtag games; Update: Video footage!

http://twitter.com/#!/jtLOL/status/203253483409915904

Call the waaahmbulance! RT @jtlol Conservative Hashtag Games Are Ruining Twitter: http://t.co/oeqzA7XW Awwww. :(

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 17, 2012

OH NOES!! The Daily Show’s blog thinks conservatives on Twitter are totes unfunny! So, it’s official, until we can all be as funny as Gonzalo Cordova, who wrote the Daily Show’s original post, the hashtag games are off.

Get it?? Booooosh!!! LOLZ!

Naturally Cordova’s whining about conservative hashtag games gave rise to a conservative hashtag game. Check out all the things Twitter finds funnier than Gonzalo Cordova.

The end of Old Yeller #FunnierThanCordova

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) May 17, 2012

A pile of Rosie O'Donnell's greasy backhair shavings #FunnierThanCordova

— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) May 17, 2012

Iowahawk's ingrown toenail is #FunnierThanCordova

— Charmadillo™ (@Harry_Bergeron) May 17, 2012

Whoopie Cushions. #FunnierThanCordova

— Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) May 17, 2012

#FunnierThanCordova Septic tank maintenance

— Cardinal ACK! (@megapotamus) May 17, 2012

Pauly Shore Movies #FunnierThanCordova

— Kimberly C (@conkc2) May 17, 2012

Stonings #FunnierThanCordova

— Alex P Keaton (@I_Hate_Hippies) May 17, 2012

Flat beer #FunnierThanCordova

— Slublog (@Slublog) May 17, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/jeffemanuel/status/203265689061044224

#FunnierThanCordova Al Gore's chakra

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) May 18, 2012

Bill Maher. In fact the only thing he is funnier than. #FunnierThanCordova

— RocksEm (@RocksEm) May 17, 2012

Paper cuts #FunnierThanCordova

— Cheryl Eleni (@CherEleni) May 17, 2012

Obama slow-jamming the news. #FunnierThanCordova

— Kensington (@NYKensington) May 18, 2012

being shanked in prison #FunnierThanCordova

— GrumpyOldDude (@wdett) May 18, 2012

#FunnierThanCordova Joe Biden

— The People's Cube (@ThePeoplesCube) May 18, 2012

Nothing. His butthurt whining is hee-larious! #FunnierThanCordova

— Tim Wells (@RoninNerd) May 17, 2012

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Update:

Cordova takes another bite at the Twitter hashtag apple. Also, he mistakes hearty laughter for “hate.”

https://twitter.com/#!/arizonashane/status/203528175786004482

Get him a box of Kleenex, STAT:

Yesterday I wrote a blog post called Conservative Hashtags are Ruining Twitter. It went viral and the hashtags #GonzaloCordovaJokes and #FunnierThanCordova blew up. The best part about hordes of people you’ll never meet hating you is knowing what being Kanye West must feel like.

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Update:

The estimable Jim Treacher has unearthed footage of Mr. Cordova performing his non-stop laugh riot of a standup routine.

oh no. oh no no no. http://t.co/JrZ7xGgM @gonzalorcordova

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 18, 2012

@IMAO_ @jtLOL @AceofSpadesHQ I thought he was pretty funny in Superbad. #McLovin

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 18, 2012

dude I can't even make fun of you, my instincts for mercy kick in. @gonzalorcordova

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 18, 2012

I hope you find something you're good at.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 18, 2012

dude I'm so sorry @GonzaloRCordova

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 18, 2012

.@gonzalorcordova fills me with that uncomfortable feeling I used to get from Jo's Cerebral Palsy Comedianne Cousin on Facts of Life.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 18, 2012

I'll just say what I said then: "This is true heroism."

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 18, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/17/comedy-central-writer-cries-over-conservative-hashtag-games/

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