Mike Vanderjagt Accused Of Grabbing Middle School Student Who Taunted Him With
— Nina Simone (@WallBlogs) May 25, 2012
Mike Vanderjagt investigated for grabbing the throat of a kid who taunted him about missed FG in 2005. In other words, he choked again…
— Zone Blitz Magazine (@ZoneBlitzMag) May 25, 2012
Do you remember Mike Vanderjagt? He’s most famous for being the liquored up, idiot kicker from the Indianapolis Colts who had a knack for choking in clutch situations.
Still don’t remember who he is? Maybe Peyton Manning can refresh your memory:
Okay, NOW you remember! Anywho, Vanderjagt is back to choking again. Only this time he’s not choking away victories. He’s choking little kids.
Mike Vanderjagt: once a liquored up, idiot kicker; always a liquored up, idiot kicker.
— Faux Trent Dilfer (@FauxTrentDilfer) May 25, 2012
The incident took place on March 12 when Marco Island Police responded to a call from Mark Albanese, dean of students at the school, who reported an adult male grabbed a student by the throat. Since the incident happened at the end of day, the student involved and witnesses had gone home.
Police investigated the following day, talking to students at the scene and to Vanderjagt. One student was taunting Vanderjagt by yelling “wide left, wide left” through a rolled-up poster board that acted as a megaphone, according to a Marco police report.
Mike Vanderjagt getting bullied by middle school students is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
— BrowntoBure (@BrowntoBure) May 25, 2012
Vanderjagt getting all jammed up and beating a kid up for making fun of him is so vanderjagt
— a professional (@arealgdtime) May 25, 2012
Don't be confused if you read the headline "Mike Vanderjagt chokes." This time it was a kid
— Evil Mike Tomlin (@EvilMikeTomlin) May 25, 2012
If your kid is putting a football team together, make sure you don't pick Mike Vanderjagt last, he might take his ball and run away
— Ricky Sangha (@Van_city_Nucks) May 25, 2012
Lol at Mike Vanderjagt for placing his hands on a student & not getting in trouble for it. #MoneySolvesProblems
— Monika (@MonikaaLaraa) May 24, 2012
Kid taunts Vanderjagt "wide left, wide left" HAHAHAH too funny…u suck Vanderjagt (even though is was wide right) #GOCOLTS!
— A Baz (@Dash_Seven7) May 25, 2012
Mike Vanderjagt might be retired but that can't stop him from choking.
— Dexter's Library (@Dexters_Library) May 25, 2012
Surprisingly, Vanderjagt still has some supporters out there who encourage violence against kids.
Oh, Vanderjagt. Everyone knows in that situation, all you have to do is make the kid do bear crawls until he pukes. #lovehighschoolfootball
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) May 25, 2012
Seriously, good to Vanderjagt. Stupid punk kid got what he deserved. http://t.co/exvbFEX6
— Aaron Gordon (@A_W_Gordon) May 25, 2012
Don't worry Vanderjagt I would've gotten pisses too. Being in attendance for that game still haunts my dreams.
— Jordan Koerner (@jkoerner_uk15) May 25, 2012
Athlete Meltdowns: Vanderjagt Accused Of Grabbing Middle School Student Who Taunted Him http://t.co/mIEtxjez – This one is on the punk kid
— Mark Perry (@The_Mark_Perry) May 25, 2012
Even liquored up idiots have their fans. We have never been so ashamed of society.