Oh, dear. The pop-country princess just knew her most recent boy-toy, One Direction’s Harry Styles, was trouble. Above, she quoted from her own hit single, “I Knew You Were Trouble,” after returning from a vacation-gone-awry with the 1D band member.
Fake shocked faces abound today on social media:
— Emily Smith Page Six (@GossipAssassin) January 7, 2013
LOL. I’m in SHOCK! RT @gossipassassinTaylor Swift and Harry Styles split after huge fight on vacation: She tweets “til you put me down”
— Sanna Olsson (@sanna_o75) January 7, 2013
Taylor swift and 1D boy break up but really who is shocked about this??
— Sarah Dugal (@dugalsarah) January 7, 2013
Taylor and harry split…world why are you shocked
— starr collister (@mommastarr11) January 7, 2013
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles broke up?!…I’M SHOCKED!
— Grace Jacobs (@gracetopher22) January 7, 2013
Another unsurprised bystander: Father Swift.
— sweet disposition. (@swiftismagic) January 6, 2013
I’m starting to think that maybe Taylor Swift has a problem with relationships.
— RB (@RBPundit) January 7, 2013
I think Taylor swift is the problem of all her relationships Lol
— ricardo pecina (@PecinaRicardo) January 7, 2013
taylor needs to realise she is the issue of her relationships…
— Probz & Mayhem (@ProbzM) January 7, 2013
Then step away from the microphone, cameras, and playboys, dear:
Taylor Swift says she wants more privacy, “I want to live more quietly” – bit.ly/UBxGEB
— Hit Zone (@HitZoneOnline) January 7, 2013
So Taylor asked for privacy? I’m sorry but this is too funny
— z(a)y(n) m(a)(l)ik (@TeamMalikx) January 7, 2013
Taylor Swift wants more privacy… How bout don’t date somone from a world famous boyband
— Elicia Dewhirst (@EliciaDewhirst) January 7, 2013