Oh dear: Major Garrett is ‘not f*cking kidding’; Updated

http://twitter.com/#!/MajorCBS/status/301006957173673984

OK, so that just happened.

Umm… RT @majorcbs: The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I’m not fucking kidding.

— Jeff Emanuel (@jeffemanuel) February 11, 2013

Whoa RT @majorcbs The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I’m not fucking kidding.

— Benjamin Armbruster (@benjaminja) February 11, 2013

Say what? RT @majorcbs The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I’m not fucking kidding.

— LMH (@laurenmarie10) February 11, 2013

There must be a story behind this… RT @majorcbs: The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I’m not fucking kidding.

— Jean R. Ewing (@GenNerd) February 11, 2013

….hey….sup? RT @majorcbs: The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I’m not fucking kidding.

— Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) February 11, 2013

Oopsie RT @majorcbs: The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I’m not fucking kidding.

— jdonels (@jdonels) February 11, 2013

Careful there, Major.

SOMEONE meant for that to be a DM.

— RB (@RBPundit) February 11, 2013

Sounds about right. Garrett has already deleted the tweet. Unfortunately for him — and fortunately for everyone else — Twitchy is forever.

Major Garrett's shirty business

<- dying to know who @majorcbs was DM’ing.

— RB (@RBPundit) February 11, 2013

Inquiring minds wanna know.

@majorcbs this made me want to apologize, and I have no idea what might be going on.

— Travis Fain (@TravisFain) February 11, 2013

@majorcbs you have been hacked…or you are about to be fired.

— morettiphd (@morettiphd) February 11, 2013

Tip: NEVER FUCK WITH A NEWS ANCHOR! RT@majorcbs The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I’m not fucking kidding.

— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) February 11, 2013

That’s good advice.

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Update:

Here’s Major’s explanation for the … outburst:

Monday before SOTU is always slow. Pity. I was speaking to @josreports. He knows why. I hear S#%* is REALLY hitting the fan in Damascus.

— Major Garrett(@MajorCBS) February 11, 2013

For the record, here’s what National Journal White House Correspondent Jim O’Sullivan was up to on this slow Monday:

Someone, @majorcbs, left a thing of Cover Girl on the WH press men’s room sink

— Jim O’Sullivan (@JOSreports) February 11, 2013

Confirmed: makeup contraband in WH men’s room does NOT belong to @majorcbs. Will investigate further

— Jim O’Sullivan (@JOSreports) February 11, 2013

Alrighty then.

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Update:

Shirt happens: Twitterers try to make sense of Major Garrett’s shirty business

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/11/oh-dear-major-garrett-is-not-fcking-kidding/

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