These #InfowarsValentines could melt a heart of steel

http://twitter.com/#!/ThePantau/status/434484881150988288

Last year, Twitchy set you up with the very best #InfoWarsPickupLines to use on the Planet Infowars dating site. Chances are everything’s worked out spectacularly and you find yourself in need of some #InfowarsValentines this holiday. Fear not: Twitter is here to help.

http://twitter.com/#!/Tark31/status/434485227776245760

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jet fuel can't melt steel
Illuminati watching you— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) February 14, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/ThePantau/status/434485839251644416
http://twitter.com/#!/TimShutters/status/434485891609137152

#InfowarsValentines
I see the drones
Copters, spies
Bionic recording
Implant eye
Your tinfoil hat
Shows you care
Like my leaden
Underwear— Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) February 15, 2014

#InfowarsValentines

Rose are red
Violets are blue
The people are made docile
By chemtrails— Tim Shutters (@TimShutters) February 15, 2014

#InfowarsValentines
I know you conspire
To steal my heart
Cut my ribcage apart
Sell my soul to The Lizards
Tracking chip inside
My gizzard— Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) February 15, 2014

.@MangyLover
Roses are red
lizard people are green
It's you in my heart
along with some nanomachines
#InfowarsValentines— Brian (@daishaa_san) February 15, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/wupton/status/434492656681775104
http://twitter.com/#!/lheal/status/434494748691140608
http://twitter.com/#!/IPAzRGR8/status/434502971523465216
http://twitter.com/#!/Noah_Pology/status/434503987182587904

Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
At least that's what
They want you to think.
#InfowarsValentines— jon gabriel (@exjon) February 15, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/bitingtea/status/434505017853104130
http://twitter.com/#!/AnthonyBialy/status/434505527205179392
http://twitter.com/#!/Noah_Pology/status/434505644079472640

#InfowarsValentines
Roses are Red
Seaweed is Damp
I Hope We Both End up
In the Same FEMA Camp!— Sooper Genius (@Crapplefratz) February 15, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/christoferguson/status/434509903802015744

Ferreting out The Truth
Behind my keyboard mild mannered
But give me a chance, baby
And I'll show you my gold standard
#InfowarsValentines— The H2 (@TheH2) February 15, 2014

#InfowarsValentines
You're outta this world.
And so are most of the world leaders.
Seriously they're aliens.— Ferg (@christoferguson) February 15, 2014

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